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Justin 0 Comments 112 Read Sep 27, 2008


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Anyone who knows Country Music knows that Jessica Simpson is far from Country. She may have grown up in Texas but just watch two seconds of Newlyweds, her defunct show with Nick Lachey, and you will know she is as fake as they come. I think it is absolutely great that she got booed off the stage recently at one of her first so called “Country” shows in July and tanked again last night in Windsor Canada at Coliseum at Caesars Windsor.

 

From what I have heard from her new album, Do You Know, it is laughable to call it Country.  It is very much pop.  She should just stick to making bad pop albums and stay in LA.  By no means will she ever be Carrie Underwood, Reba McIntyre, Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney, or Tim McGraw. Heck, she will never be Kellie Pickler from American Idol.

 

She ruined Nick Lachey for a brief spell and now she is ruining Tony Romo.  I am so glad Nick Lachey does not have to deal with her anymore and is free from the wrath of Joe Simpson.   Now for Tony Romo, ok we guys all will admit Jessica Simpson is attractive, but how much baggage is that worth. In my opinion I would have totally gone with small town, Grammy award winning, American Idol winner and equally if not more attractive Carrie Underwood.

 

If the Cowboys do not win the Super Bowl this year, all Cowboy fans are going to blame Jessica Simpson.  If I were Tony Romo, I would seriously not want to be in that position. I can only image coming home to Jessica Simpson and her saying, “Do you really think they hate me, and oh by the way do you think my jeans go with my new $5,000 dollar purse? Man now that would be brutal.

 

Jessica Simpson impersonating a Country artist really strikes a nerve with me, not to mention that I feel bad for all the guys she dates.  Now that her “Country” career has tanked, she basically has two choices: get pregnant with Tony Romo’s child or start her hip hop career and be the next Kanye.

 



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Biography
Justin Brindger is one of the 10 Pittsburgh Pirates fans that still exist. He tortures himself every morning by reading about what stage of the 20 year rebuilding plan the Pirates are currently in. He was born in Pittsburgh, PA but lived in Williamsport, PA for most of his life and almost caught a home run ball from Sean Burroughs of Long Beach, CA during the 1992 Little League World Series. He went to Ithaca College in NY and yes the Gorges are awesome. He started his business career trading baseball cards at the Dixie Baseball Card Shop, and thought he made some great decisions with Barry Bonds rookie cards only to find out 20 years later that the dude was on roids and the cards were not going to pay for his fiancées engagement ring after all.

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